Why I Traded Thirst Traps for Chart Patterns

1. The Ultimate ROI Calculation
$500 gets you:
1 night trying to impress strangers
500,000 memecoins via XRP Wallet
1 chance at life-changing money
2. New Addiction, Better Payoff
Screen time allocation:
Was: 4hrs/day scrolling TikTok
Now: 4hrs running DIDID Bump Bot
Result: Actual portfolio growth
3. The Real “OnlyFans”
Where creators actually deliver:
Pepeboost sends pump alerts, not DMs
Charts don’t ghost you post-pump
100x > OF subscription
4. Why Losses Feel Better Than Wins
The new dopamine cycle:
Rug pull adrenaline > relationship drama
50% loss = cheap life lesson
10x gain = ultimate flex
*Not financial advice. We’re all just out here chasing the dragon.